Time to hire new White House security? Our latest hand-altered DC postcard is a tribute to increased White House security in the face of yet another armed menace.
Our latest hand-altered DC postcard reflects how having more guns on the streets of DC would simply require more Dirty Harrys on the grounds of the White House. Last weekend, U.S. District Judge Frederick J. Scullin, Jr. struck down DC’s ban on carrying handguns outside of a person’s home, which is just fine with Dirty Harry’s brand of vigilante justice.
“Go ahead. Make my day.”
Our tenth hand-doctored, cut-and-paste DC postcard raises the question: Why hasn’t any president ever furnished the Oval Office with a beanbag chair (plus or minus the scantily clad babe)?
On June 11, 1800, DC became capital of the United States, leaving the country’s former capital of the previous decade, Philadelphia, to the fate of Pennsylvanians. While Washington, DC, was a young upstart, Philadelphia was the largest city in America at the time, with nearly 50,000 residents.
George Washington never saw the city named after him become the capital of the new nation; he had died more than six months before – his last words: “Tis well.”
In 1800, the U.S. Capitol building consisted only of the Senate’s north wing. The Senate and House members shared this wing until a temporary wooden pavilion was built for House members. Their south wing was finally completed in 1811, but the House members didn’t wait – they left their pavilion and moved into the unfinished wing in 1807.
At this time of the capital move from Philly, there were only about 125 federal employees newly bound for DC, and official documents and archives were transferred by ship via inland waterways.
President John Adams had to move, too, but the “President’s Palace” – which wouldn’t be called the “White House” until 1811 – was still under construction. Instead, Adams took a room over Tunnicliff’s, a Capitol Hill tavern at the corner of 1st and A NE. Good to know that our first DC resident President lived over a bar…
The latest DC postcard from our collection of hand-doctored humdrum postcards…
Here’s the first of our senseless collection of defiled postcards, depicting all of the holiday greetings from DC that we’d love to see on the gift shop racks. Each card is a store-bought gem that’s been surgically altered by hand, usually with a manual cut and paste (no Photoshop here).
Feel free to send us your creations. If they make us laugh, we’ll post them here with the rest of the deltiological wonders.